Gary Sinise Is Keeping Busy

Gary Sinise masks inner rage with shit-eating grin

D-List celebrity and convicted child murderer, Gary Sinise, awarded himself the fictitious Gary Sinise Fucked Your Mom award, an award he invented only moments before awarding it to himself.
   CGD had a chance recently to speak with Mr. Sinise about his latest accomplishment.
   "Fuck you," said Mr. Sinise. "I fucking hate everything. If I could I would physically destroy the entire World, but I can't, not physically, so I make sickening movies and television programs to destroy people mentally."